C.H.U.D – CHRISTMAS HATING
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and down in the sewer,
Something was lurking, a festive evildoer.
Born of hangovers and fights and unwanted gifts,
And rotten mistletoe that’s never seen a kiss.
He plans to destroy Christmas, so go check your cellar,
To avoid being taken by the….
Christmas Hating Underground Dweller.